just had a subway sandwich. i'm not a particularly big subway fan for a few reasons:
1. the name
"sub"way? "sub"???? they're called hoagies. don't say they're not called hoagies. they are hoagies, mister. not submarines or subs or heroes. they are hoagies and subway is criminal for denying that inherent truth
2. the food is not very good
two words: yoga mats
3. jared
they completely fumbled the bag here. jareds pedophilia could have led to the ad campaign of the decade. they should have struck back! don't let jared have the last word
anyway the sandwich was fine. they have a number-style menu system now, where you can get a "no. 2 cheesesteak" or a "no. 4 italiano" or whatever the fuck. strange, considering their whole thing is based on getting to build your own sandwich. mark it up to the downfall of society or whatever
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