Cash, Jackash

 Money's a finicky thing. I recently graduated from high school (fucking shocker, never mentioned it before) and I have come into a large sum of graduation present cash.I am fighting tooth and nail to not spend it all on frivolous luxuries.

In the movie Freddy Got Fingered, a true classic if there ever was one, there's a scene where the protagonist Gord pays a construction worker for a job on his house. It's there that he laments his loss of a million dollars."Easy come, easy go." That's how I feel. Come in with 300 bucks, 200 on a record player, 50 on a record, 35 on a t-shirt. Easy come, easy go.